This tweet is too real:

It is just so fucking bizarre to me that you have a best friend that you go out raping with.  I literally can’t find someone to have lunch with.  It is just so gross and creepy. 

I’m really enjoying that she refuses to call him Judge Kavanaugh. Fuck him, he’s Brett.

This is discussed over on the Splinter thread, but just for anyone who didn’t see it:

There’s. NEVER. just. one.

His parents’ entire contribution was simply causing him to exist with the correct combination of attributes. The system handled the rest, as it was built and designed to do for that specific combination.

I don’t see attending church on his calendar so it never happened.

This calendar shows that Kavanaugh’s never been a man who makes good decisions; he went to Grease II and recorded that fact for posterity!

Well, I’m convinced. He didn’t write “Rape Someone” with little hearts all around it on his planner. How did this moronic jackass pass the bar?

This is ridiculous. Also, Nikki and Suzanne are going to be pissed because it looks like Big Pimpin’ Brett the Virgin was dating them both.

This is supposed to be a calendar from the 80's but doesn’t have this drawn on it? FAKE CALENDAR! Sad!

The amount of insufferable “artistry” will be a blackhole of hell on earth. 

One important detail here is the female rage itself, which I’d argue is the fifth member of this group. To get attention, to be taken seriously, to stand up for herself, to fend off a sexual predator, etc. these female characters are literally reduced to taking up arms and violence. Why? Because in the traditional…

She vouched for his character only to find out she had been the butt of he and his friends’ jokes for almost 40 years.

Frustrating to see a woman put herself in that place. Where are her friends? Sisters, Mom? Why didn’t they tell her, no this is not your problem, let Brett take care of this on his own.

were intended to allude to innocent dates or dance partners

“Because even the most basic ass racism gets labelled Florida racism.”

Also, asking for the manager is the ultimate Becky move.  

Don’t quite understand why she needed a manager. All she needs is a claim form with the damage and or take a pic of the bag. Delta is pretty good at resolving these claims. Sorry but having traveled all over the world on all the major carriers, this is a non issue. Sorry Mike but this is a bullshit article.

If anyone pulled a camera phone on my while I was doing my job, I would rip it from their hands and shove it straight up his or her ass.