This is discussed over on the Splinter thread, but just for anyone who didn’t see it:

There’s. NEVER. just. one.

His parents’ entire contribution was simply causing him to exist with the correct combination of attributes. The system handled the rest, as it was built and designed to do for that specific combination.

I don’t see attending church on his calendar so it never happened.

This calendar shows that Kavanaugh’s never been a man who makes good decisions; he went to Grease II and recorded that fact for posterity!

Well, I’m convinced. He didn’t write “Rape Someone” with little hearts all around it on his planner. How did this moronic jackass pass the bar?

This is ridiculous. Also, Nikki and Suzanne are going to be pissed because it looks like Big Pimpin’ Brett the Virgin was dating them both.

This is supposed to be a calendar from the 80's but doesn’t have this drawn on it? FAKE CALENDAR! Sad!

The amount of insufferable “artistry” will be a blackhole of hell on earth. 

I deleted all social media last month, Facebook, Instagram, and Snapchat. And I’ve never been happier.

One important detail here is the female rage itself, which I’d argue is the fifth member of this group. To get attention, to be taken seriously, to stand up for herself, to fend off a sexual predator, etc. these female characters are literally reduced to taking up arms and violence. Why? Because in the traditional…

She vouched for his character only to find out she had been the butt of he and his friends’ jokes for almost 40 years.

Frustrating to see a woman put herself in that place. Where are her friends? Sisters, Mom? Why didn’t they tell her, no this is not your problem, let Brett take care of this on his own.

were intended to allude to innocent dates or dance partners

Many say they haven’t been going anywhere for a long long time.

When people stop buying iPhones. This streaming service, even if it eats $20 billion and shits out nothing in return, would not be a critical blow to the company. Because as long as people will buy $1,100 iPhones with goddamn notches by the millions of units per year, they’ve got more cash than they know what to do…

I am not an Apple fanboy and I love me some gratuity. That said, you can make entertainment that is engaging and enjoyable while also being rated G. It takes some effort, but the two are not mutually exclusive.

“Apple Streaming - For People Who Find The Hallmark Channel too Edgy”

I hope some black hat brings it all down(along with Facebook if possible) if only to end the smugness of apple users for a bit.