A source tells E! the two “met through friends at a dinner party and hit it off” earlier this year. Said another source, “He was a billionaire. She, uh, wasn’t. Can I make it any more obvious?”

She became dead to me when she disrespected the donut like that.

> “I’m never not going to tell the truth!”

Papyrus, of course.

It’s not...necessarily. But when you have your eye out for red flags (as one might any time a man known to be controlling is in a relationship), this is one. Not necessarily terrible- there are totally legit explanations! But if more things like this stack up, it’s concerning.

That whole Grimes twitter back-and-forth is everything that’s wrong with our society. I hope he uses her as a test driver for one of those autopilot cars (joking).

None of us were were any of the mass shooters who killed themselves afterwards either but we still cast aspersions on them. She murdered her own child and killed herself. My feelings won’t hurt or help her. But if there is a hell I hope she burns in it.

Anyway, interesting to see supposed ‘left-wingers’ and great hopes of the Democratic Party, including George Clooney and Oprah, reveal their true stripes as royalists, and de facto upholders of privilege and the status-quo.

The wall-to-wall coverage has been absurd. With William and Kate having a third child, the constitutional implications of this union are minimal, not that I’d care to see such fawning 24/7 coverage of a member of the royal family who actually has a real chance of becoming head-of-state.

Is that fucking wedding over now? I don’t get how regular people in Britain resist the urge to go full-French Revolution on the Royals. 

Im sorry, but fuck her. She’s no different than any of those assholes who murder their wife and kids then turn the gun on themselves. Throwing your seven year old child out of a window is the most severe act of abuse you can commit. She was an abuser.

Wow. You, uh, you just threw that spoiler right out there didn’t you. The entire crux of the film revolves around that reveal. It is way too soon to give away the movie like that without a spoiler warning. I know you have a bunch of these comments already, but it’s worth repeating. You messed up on this one.

OMG that seriously was painful to watch her claw paw a nerd in the face. I’m no Elon stan but grimes looks weird as hell and she just. . . Did that. Ick now I think she’s the problem not thrice married older dude with like 5 kids.

I’m hoping Kenya will step up, just for the play on words.

If you are in the position where walking out of the correspondents dinner is even an option you are one of the elites.

And don’t take it out in your mommy or Bonnie either, get therapy and leave everybody alone.

More principals Henry Zymeck, please. He really told them parents in their face.

way to find something...

The only photos of Michelle we have rights to are of her alongside Patton. So it was either a close, awkward crop, or something resembling the one I used, which I think is actually sort of sweet—especially because he has continued her work.