But then how will you broadcast to the world that you’re the proud owner of an iPhone X?

It absolutely is branding. the X is just about Status. It’s a luxury product like the Apple Watch Edition.

Nah. It is ugly.

You might find horse manure to be a pleasant aroma, but that doesn’t change the fact most people disagree with you.

Nostalgia is one hell of a drug.

That’s why you say “Levi-ohhh-sa” and not “Levio-SA”.

Between the glass backed design, cost and software issues I’ve had more than a few friends jump ship. I get why it’s hard, or why people get settled in a particular environment because it’s hard (ish) to change/transfer.

another solution: dont buy Apple products that dont work even though it’s the 10th generation.

I’m sorry, but if you break out your calculator to add up 1+2+3, you deserve a wrong answer.....

a state of abnormally heightened self-dramatization

And by HANGING, yet! Surprising, indeed.

calling it a “health cocktail.”

I’ve tried this off and on and it’s extremely depressing to realize that even $600 blouses at Nordstrom are made in China. They just have bigger profit margins. And while I’ve heard that there are factories in China (for example) that adhere to fair labor laws, I’m pretty fucking skeptical.

“To reboot the new iPhone, quickly press and then release the volume up button. Then do the same thing for the volume down button. Finally, hold down the side button for roughly 10 seconds until the screen goes black, and keep holding it down until you see the Apple logo.”

Utterly disappointed, not a single tip on how to live with myself after spending 1000 bucks on a phone.

Tip #1, buy an Android.

The point of Apple was intuitive elegant simplicity. This is neither intuitive, elegant nor simple.

I just found an image that was solid white and picked it as my avatar for shits and giggles.

On the other hand, why should I give two shits what right wing publications think about anything whatsoever?