The Jeep pickup in my dreams doesn’t have 4 doors and look like hammered shit.

-Mike Felger

So stop watching the games you fucking crybabys.

Yeah, this Cleetus guy sucks.

I’m glad to see Stan back out there as he is easily one of my favorite players to watch. He looks a little sluggish, though and I worry that he’ll get smoked by a player who can move him around.

Life imitates art:

I’m a Pats fan. This was a bullshit call.

“make the 2006 New England Patriots go bug-eyed” 

Bill Parcels extended his condolences to the family by saying: “We’re all going to miss Terry, she was a hell of a player”.

I saw a video clip of Peterman giving pump-up speech in the locker room before taking the field against the Chargers, he said:

Jerry Jones is too old to play for Buffalo.

“I have zero memory of Keith Null existing.”

Good point, we wouldn’t want to forget something completely unrelated to this story...

Mike Felger says she had it coming.

I believe the course marshall’s name is Plastic.

Great post. Glad to see Goffin on the list, he’s underrated in general due to his sturdy non-highlight reel style.

I think Kyrgios could use a coach like Agassi more than Djokovic could at this stage in their respective careers.

I think he’s been brainwashed by Pepe Imaz.

I know it’s early but this is probably the most ignorant dumbshit statement I’ve read all day.