FYI I asked if he invited Jonathan Chait, and he told me he only reads The Cut.

Now this is the fake news I come here looking for.

I never understood how some people have such a narrow view of the world that they couldn’t understand why some people live where the summers get above 90F or the winters below 10F or rains more than 150 days a year or where the commute is 2 hours each way or downwind of a factory or where there isnt enough room to…

Maybe that’s the allure, it keeps most of humanity away.

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

You’ve never had Firefox freeze on you?

booooo.

I don’t know you, but I’m so disappointed in you.

FTR I voted for the last option.

Question one:

Do you know the difference between debt and deficit?

You’re confused because the player didn’t take 3-4 steps after picking up the dribble and then attempt a reverse dunk through the legs with no one guarding her.

You misspelled “Browns.”

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

But it didn’t end there. On the back of the photo Alex wrote, “You must find the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.”

I’m a white person and as such work diligently against my own racism on a daily basis. I openly acknowledge that racism exists within all white people and must be challenged.

My favorite was when they brought Janeane Garofalo on way back in 2003 and she proceeded to wipe the floor with Brian Kilmeade.

Not all of us had the benefit of being alive 35 years ago. The time to stand and fight is, resoundingly, always.

I'd love to see a Deadspin article listing the one, true, non-homer, non-cheerleader beat writer in each NFL city, and why they are perceived as such.