Well, if this guy can’t hook up, what chance do any of us have?

Dollar Tree Wolverine got no game. 

I love her simple “We are not a match” ... hahahaha what an idiot. 

Just... why?

Jeez, this Scott Stapp looking Motherf**ker is dumb.

So, obviously, for most of human history expecting parents couldn’t know the baby’s biological gender. They might have hoped for a boy or a girl but there was nothing else for them to do but to prepare for “a” baby.

You can’t fool me, Sophie Turner. I know a pair of shoplifting pants when I see one.

these are jeans for shoplifters

It’s weird how badly we want what we can’t have.

Dang, I was just giving advice to someone about this a little bit ago. Different situation, and not quite fascination, but she couldn’t understand why he was giving her the brush-off after spending so much time weirdly trying to dictate how she should behave in the relationship. He wanted her to get a new number…

When you are of the same ilk as Cavanaugh and the politicians who worked to get him permanently affixed to the bench, you needn’t worry about how your decisions might impact your children or your wealthy friends’ children; they’ll never make it to a sentencing phase for any crimes they might commit.

this sc decision is literally horrific. i literally just read an article about people who had previously been sentenced to life without parole as juveniles. of course, most of those people were black men because our justice system is deeply racist. i am honestly really appalled and concerned. this kind of decision…

Fuck that guy, and his ugly face, and his rancid opinions.  And Squi and PJ and Tobin, while we’re at it.

These are just “deconstructed” JNCOS.

“No is a full sentence” is literally my favorite advice ever. I read the Olsen’s saying that somewhere else and it’s stuck with me for years.

“When They Feel Like It” seems like a strange name for a baby.

Oh, if only they didn’t have teeth that could bite right thorough my fingers I’d rub those bellies all the livelong day.

Never a bad time to watch otters.

Far more interesting.

fuck M&H are tiresome ... ain’t there nothing better?