In their defense, I'd be pissed if Jared Leto was playing anyone in my family too. He's a garbage person AND a garbage "actor."

How can anyone possibly make a better Ramones movie than Rock n Roll High School?

it has the blessing of the family’s estate

They couldn’t just ask Adam Driver to lose 20 pounds an be Joey Ramone? He’d definitely lose the weight. For his craft.

Everyone laughed at Johnny Rose when he bought that little town....

Isn’t the continued existence of Steven Seagal enough?

This sounds great and all, but my split from Jen was very acrimonious. She totally refuses to talk to me and constantly threatens me with arrest and other legal measures. She even goes so far as to pretend she doesn’t know me. So much for “love”.

To me, dating Jennifer Aniston is like living in Hawaii. I live in Seattle. Slogging through the rain makes me think that living in a place like Hawaii must be paradise. And yet, every time I’ve been to Hawaii, I’ve met people who live there and can’t wait to move to Seattle.

He’s trying to do the ‘Mac’, and failing miserably. Sit dow jabroni!

holy shit he dances like Mac fights on It’s Always Sunny.  

Yeah, while not every relationship can always end amicably, and maybe there’s too much hurt for some people to remain friends, there doesn’t have to be such contrived animosity. When my ex and I split, it was because she was unfaithful. We’ve never really talked since, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss her…

That last quote from Justin Theroux is so grown-up, I love it. Why do some people feel compelled to, as he says, take a shit on the way out? “I never really loved you!” as a parting taunt just makes me confused: it’s clearly not true, so what is gained by saying such an awful thing?

This was something I didn’t think I needed to see.

but have you seen him dance?

That’s always the sort of fascinating undercurrent of a lot of true crime shows; many are very sympathetic to police in spite of telling stories that QUITE often amount to “cops completely mishandled this from the beginning (and the killer was never caught/major evidence destroyed/the wrong person chased).”

I always…

I think we’re going to see a lot more grassroots efforts to solve crimes (that the police have failed to) in the future- since it’s obvious that police and detectives are incompetent and more concerned with defending themselves than doing their jobs.

Excuse me, but JLo and A-Rod are not my mom and dad. They strike me as middling talents who value form over substance. They are beautiful people who wear beautiful clothes and take beautiful vacations, but add nothing to making the world a better place.

Pausing the JnJ rollout will cost lives and fuel “these vaccines ain’t safe!” paranoia.

See it’s funny because besides making the arrest without doing any actual policework, the police as a whole, aren’t worth a goddamn shit.