Alabama is so haunted. 

Thank you!!

Can you share that google doc with us? Or tell us where to find it? I thought I saved it last year but can’t find it anywhere.

That wasn't scary and she used the word 'like' an irritating number of times. Maybe the being outside would have helped her with that.

My best friend put a life size picture of Nick Saban’s head peering out of the window next to his door without telling me. I had the misfortune of visiting one evening when the motion light came on as I walked to the door. I almost shit my pants. He swung the door open, stoned as a bat, laughing his ass off. I smoked…

There was a story last year that freaked me the fuck out and I can’t find a link to it. It was about a woman who had recently moved into a house with her firefighter boyfriend. Bf was at work and a creepy woman with dark glasses came to the door with cookies for him. Op didn’t let her in, but creepy woman was at the…

Aw, I love this story! I KNOW your little man was protecting you. 

The color has no depth to it. Matte black does her no favors. Plus, she’s a creepy Scientologist with minimal talent who can fuck right off.

Celebitchy is a "blog" that's best ignored. 

I’m going to skip it and watch Schitt’s Creek for the zillionth time. Also, I'm in Alabama, so none of this shit will matter here anyway. Thank god my weed connection came thru today. 

Holy shit

Thanks, will do!

I need more information about that haunted house and the tombstone situation...please elaborate if you're reading this.

God, you poor thing! You have great taste at least! Mine is shitty, blurred black lines. I can’t believe I got thru it without needing penicillin.

Arrested Development reference?

When I was 18 or 19, I got a tattoo of the Cheshire Cat on my back left shoulder. My friend was an “apprentice” but didn’t have a shop, so he had to do it in my apartment. He used a bass string?! It cost me 60 bucks and a bag of weed. Another friend gave me a bottle of liquid codeine for the pain. (It belonged to her…

Besides Phoebe Waller-Bridge, I can’t think of anyone. Schitt’s Creek is one of those rare shows I can watch over and over again that gives me comfort during this shithole of a timeline.

I just watched Sunset Boulevard for the first time. William Holden was yummy. I would like to know the story about Norma and her pet Monkey tho.

Watch On Becoming a God in Central Florida. Or Season 2 of Fargo. Those two performances made me fall in love with her all over again. 

I fucking LOVE Brad Dourif! He was nominated for Best Supporting Actor at least.