Yeah, it's just about balance really.

I've always been a little wary of this notion.

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I can't do percentages – but 50% doesn't sound like a lot out of 300,000,000% of Americans, so I guess we're fine for now.

Meh – overrated.

You're welcome. But keep it to yourself – it's Secret Knowledge.

Pfft. Magic doesn't exist.

Hmm... nutritional advice backed by science?

Fair enough. Will check it out.

Yes and no.

Looks good.

Couldn't be without:

Shockingly good.

That's a great idea.

Fair enough; makes sense.

No problem.

Well, the devil's advocate in me wants to ask, 'if that's the way it was always done, how would you know about the effectiveness of other ways?'

I have my doubts.

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It's this kind of thing that sustains my faith that Earthlings will always be one step ahead of their would-be robot overlords.