My kids said the same. They are 22 and 17. We usually watched together and it was the one show we all loved, besides Colbert. They are really sad right now and yet I feel so happy that they had him in their lives. I had nothing close to this level of awesomeness. Just assholes who told me what to think by way of…

Hey, person who called the cops— you know what would be cool? Asking the kids where their mom was. And then, after they point, and it's apparent what she's doing (or if her six year old is like my five year old, you are told what she's doing), mebbe just hang out with the kids if you're worried about them? Keep an eye…

I have VERY clear memories of being a preschooler and wandering way out in the woods, digging in streams and wheat fields with the other neighborhood kids with NO parents in sight. I can even remember, once I learned to ride my bike, riding down the side of a very busy highway/street down about a mile towards a gas…

Dear Tony,

Hey there, David. Thanks for stopping by!

This comment was like staring into a mirror.

That would be H2O2.

Maybe she just really likes superoxide radicals.

I like this, I like it a lot. Whenever people ask me what I’ll do if I eventually regret my tattoo I say, “Look, I have all kinds of marks on my body that I didn’t ask for and I don’t like. I have scars, I have stretch marks, funny freckles, weird bumps, whatever. Those are all permanent too. I CHOOSE my tattoo, and I…

I’m going to do some edits (and try to figure out how to disassociate it from my real name...) then I’ll post it

I get where you're coming from, but seriously: shut up. We do not live in a world where you can run up to a smack head and just Snow White-them into being your new, misunderstood bestie. Yes, they're human. They've also broken in and camped out next to my bed while my daughter and I are asleep; not to mention kissing…

This is excellent, and I am saving it as a template, because I will need it. Thank you.

I will tell you how. When you dated for 5 years and found out he was fucking the city of Miami after you broke into his phone....after he wrecked your car 8 exits south of where he said he was originally. You then call the chick he was “dating” for a year after seeing all the text messages to warn her of his true…

I was ghosted in a serious romantic situation and it was awful. I have a massive issue with fixating and anxiety and I get stuck on things and can’t get out of the inertia of them until I *KNOW* and I was like a car stuck in a snowbank futilely spinning its wheels for months. He knew, too. NOT THE SAME as sitting down…

There doesn’t need to be a sit-down. If there hasn’t been communication in awhile, that’s a friendship that is running its course and the “end” just sort of happens; I don’t qualify that as ghosting on either side. If there is some semblance of communication happening, the ghoster-in-waiting has ways to make the break…

this is ridiculous

I like you.

Exactly. Is it harder being a cheater or being cheated on? I despise people who elevate their own bad behavior into a personal affliction.

If someone you’re interested in isn’t answering your texts within five minutes, they are either dead, at a movie (and still have manners), or just don’t want to date you.

In relationships (established) or attempted relationships (dating), if the ghostee is: