I did that once.

Bad thing: He killed a guy with a trident.

Saying something is inappropriate is the same as making a judgment as to whether it should be done. Split hairs on your previous comments all you'd like. This is what otherwise intelligent people do when they realize they've said dumb things but refuse to own up to it. That seems to be the case with you.

"Life goes brutally on. The world doesn't give a shit if you need a minute."

Absolutely not. May be 'inappropriate' by your code of what is or isn't appropriate, but the universal standard has not yet decreed that non-sexual lip pecks and cuddling are wrong. If lip pecks and cuddling between people who love each other are not sexual, why should they be considered to be 'wrong'?

I'm so sorry for your loss. Your eyebrow game is stellar and your boyfriend is cute.

Nope, didn't fail to consider that. They asked a question, I answered. The only thing I failed to consider was that you might be more interested in being an asshole in the comments than you are in having an actual conversation, but I see the error.

Please, carry on, this comment section DEFINITELY needs more…

Can this please be a regular article on Jez? What ihatepickingnames' dad said about reality TV shows. I am dead serious!

No. Because "that is inappropriate" is a statement about *others*. It's the term we use when we're dictating healthy behavioral standards for society at large. e.g. "Watching porn with a 5 year old is inappropriate." That means it isn't cool for *anyone* to do. Your experiences should be used as basis for statements…

So why is it inappropriate to you? Beeeeeecause you might get cooties? Because someone's lipstick gets smeared?

Maybe in your culture but that's not true for everyone.

Oh, okay, I'll make sure to tell my Russian family who have always offered a quick peck on the lips to each other, or the cheek that we're actually sexually assaulting each other.

I think there comes an age where cuddling with family is weird

Wrong. Cuddling, hugging, closed mouth pecks on the mouth with no sexual insinuation is completely normal. Humans are physical beings. In fact, children that are denied loving (not sexual) physical affection develop attachment disorders - see maternal deprivation; it can be a form of neglect. You can also Google the…

This is some brave shit.

You can have a wife that has been on a reality show sprinting around the globe in skin-tight crotch-length dresses and jumping off things in tiny swimsuits, but GOD FORBID she was a nude model, because that would be immodest!

Except so much of the abuse endured from a narcissist is that your voice is stomped out. You are silenced repeatedly, because their word is always the most important. It is healing and therapeutic to reclaim your voice, and at first, it can be raw and abrasive. Because of course it is— they haven't had the privilege…

"You stupid bitch! It's Pinot Giorgio!"

I liked the anchor comment about his pregnant wife at home.

The Beatles.