Blanda Eggenschwiler sounds like what you would say to a server in Germany if you wanted to send back a sub-par omelette.

PIZZA CAKE

"That's not why she was incarcerated!"

That's fine, but it doesn't mean Nick was slut shaming her. He sounds pretty broken up and hurt.

I don't think he was trying to slut shame her. I think he was asking why she would do that, knowing how he felt about her, because it would give him hope, or he felt lead on by that. He was clearly vulnerable to her and cared about her a lot. If the roles were reversed I know I wouldn't want to feel like a notch on…

It helps to read the story...even just a little.

I am fucking AMAZED by the guys that do this. I can't even wrap my head around it, it's like we're a fundamentally different species. My dick and I get along great and we have pretty high opinions of one another (well, I assume the well regard is reciprocated) but it has never once in my entire life occurred to me to…

Serious question, what answer are men looking for when they do this? I NEVER know what to say. I mean are you looking for length/girth compliments? Are you looking for my "want" of it? Because to be quite frank I have no feelings about penis' that don't belong to my partner (meaning if I don't know you, I give NO…

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

Politeness and common courtesy is a given, respect is earned and lost.

DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???

"Wouldn't text one from a burner." I like it. It's like the cell phone equivalent of "I wouldn't fuck them with your junk."

Question mark?

Lettuce not start a pun thread. Everyone always tries to beet each other's jokes instead of having a peasful discussion about the article. I say, let's berry this tradition now!

Hell Moo, I'm single enough, see you in the hotel lobby bar in 15.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

Well, "filthy little nails" is condescending and pretty much towards anyone who is a nail biter.

It's not your opinion, it's how you shared the anecdote. You sound like kind of a bitchy friend. If we were friends, I would chew my cuticles bloody in front of you and watch you wince slightly before you go to the Jezebel comments to bitch about how nasty I am.