Maybe it's not them.

Was it so opaque?

Nope! It's okay, I'm sure you "get" the other acts on Opie and Anthony, probably you should stick to them.

I mean this as productively as possible: hang out with different ladies. I honestly have no women in my social circle I would describe this way and you are only going to hurt yourself if you project these bad experiences into future females.

While I would hardly question your expertise in trolling, you don't seem to know jack about comedy.

Oh no! I'm with you on those. When parents express pure joy at their perfect little angels, I find it touching. My mom never wanted me, and she made that clear. When I see people take genuine joy in parenting, it just warms my heart. No cynicism there!

I honestly couldn't imagine life without my little girl. There's the occasional bad moment, but the good times far outweigh the bad. I can see her growing up and turning into a cool and wonderful person every day, and know the world is a better place with her in it. Anyone that says they regret having kids were never…

My local steakhouse has a "Mr Rumpsteak" and a "Mrs Rumpsteak". There's a substantial size difference between them. I'd boycott them if the food wasn't so drool-worthy.

That too! I've been to a restaurant where there were dancing performances during the meal, and it wasn't intended to be sexual. It was sexy but not overtly sexual, you know? They were really talented dancers. But when I'm eating, I don't want to make eye contact with a dancing stranger. That's just disconcerting. It…

Female friendly for me would be a whiskey bar with a staff that looks like Tom Selleck.

Pictured: My Paycheck.

"And let's not forget SHe's main attraction: a catwalk where women in scanty clothing perform"

Here's my concept for a real lady restaurant, using ideas I gained from seeing advertisements. It would look like a 1984 Laura Ashley catalog and serve cups of soy cappuccino foam and tiny bowls of non-fat yogurt with exactly three blueberries on top. Beautiful salads (non-fat dressing on the side) would be the…

It's Debra Messing, You Gays!

Hey: it's you again! I'm still not sure what your point is on this thread either. You're a pretty entertaining possible troll, though.

I have been wondering what it's like to have zero ACTUAL problems. I guess this is what happens at that point.

I particularly liked the "orange is the new black" jab.

believe it or not cheap beer works better the good stuff can often over power the taste of what you are battering best beer i've found for beer battered fish for example is Bud light i tried higher end stuff and the beer taste overe powered the fish

I realize I'm coming off like a total bitch, so I'm going to leave the bitch-place for a sec and just talk to you like I'd talk with my (adult) son and daughters.