I don't really get this... What I've done for a job has always said lots about me. Same for most of the people I know. When I'm getting to know someone, knowing where they choose to spend their time and energy helps lay the foundation for everything else I learn.

It's just warm and tingly to me! Oh the variability of lady bits. One woman's foreplay is another's WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING STAHP.

Totally. It's the smoker's alignment: Sure this might fuck me up, but I'll make that trade.

...You say that like it's a bad thing? The minty one is EXCELLENT.

Yeah, every time porn comes up on Jez, you get a pretty predictable cocktail of "Omg but I like porn!" or "But my partner watches porn and I'm totes cool with it!"

Out of curiosity, you vented to your friends? Did it actually upset you?

Were you upset because you were indignant that you didn't get a "real" gift?

I dunno, I would have had a good laugh and appreciated the dedication it took to actually go and put real money on a Babies R Us card. But maybe I'm missing something?

Can I just point out the total elegance of responding to this atrocity by leaking it to Gawker? I heart you, wedding guest.

I fully support your attempts to better yourself! Go you, you sneaky mouse. Haters gonna hate.

Have some chipmunks:

Yay bigoted generalizations!

What a coincidence! My vagina is ALSO directed by Joss Whedon.

Options are good.

So my advice is, learn from your friend, and practice the techniques she used until you can confidently recreate them. Get a small but high-quality set of whatever she used, and keep it together in an even-temperatured place out of the sun.

+10 for informational tidbit. Thanks!

I see your point, but I seriously doubt that that's the case. The sizing is relatively consistent across all brands. If I go into VS, their 36DD will fit me exactly as I would expect it to, being a 36F. The 38DD band slides up in the back when I move around, the 36DD spills my boobs out the top. There is absolutely…

Have the hospital forward your discharge papers. It's pretty standard procedure to get copies of ER reports for your primary doctor, and if you have the ER transmit them directly, it will broach the subject very clearly and you can skip the awkward revelation and get straight to the "*ring ring* HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OK"…

Braver than I. I've never gotten into making it on my own, but the bar next-door to me has it on tap, so I'm pretty set for quick fixes.

That is actually very interesting, thank you for sharing.

One of my most reluctant "Ok honey, you were right," moments came from my boyfriend telling me that I'd have fewer breakouts if I quit it with the salicylic acid face wash and used something gentle. I picked up a tube of gentle face cleanser from the Neutrogena Naturals line just to show 'im, and then... well, my…

Kombucha as a toner! What a fascinating idea. I might consider sparing a drop from my ravenous consumption of it. (MIGHT.)

+1000. Please go troll the forums where these people lurk and drop this truth bomb on them ad nauseum. You'd be doing the world a favor.

Ok, so from all your posts, it sounds like you think we should all be able to compliment our coworkers on their looks (as well as minds, which you know already is a kosher behavior) without setting off any alarms. You think that being bothered by such a compliment in the workplace would be an overreaction.

You seem to…