I'd always just kind of assumed it was psychological, and I think a lot of people do. But the fact is, we never ate a lot of red meat in my family, and ground beef typically made its appearance in spaghetti sauce or Hamburger Helper, neither of which I'd touch with a ten foot pole. The same goes for my adult life —…

Oh hey. That's not implausible. Hmm.

Thank you. Sheesh.

Honestly, thank you. I am constantly stunned at how willing some people are to call "feeling happy" the ultimate goal and justification for something. How come everything is totally cool as long as it makes you feel happy?

This one, perhaps?

Mine do that too! And, actually, there's a gene for that. It's actually one of those little genetically-traceable phenotypes/traits, like a widow's peak, the ability to curl your tongue, earlobes that aren't detached from your head, and whether or not you can move each eyebrow independently. And a bunch more that…

Well, so, 29.9g is 1 fl oz. But I'm guessing they mean an ounce of ethanol, rather than of booze.

It's not so much that I'm advocating for a fellow Jezzie (which is a nice thing to do anyway) as I'm attempting to help you see where you're way, way out of line here. It just seems so obvious to me, that I figured with a little clarification on my part, you'd have an "ah ha" moment and realize that you're totally…

I wear a 34"-36" inseam, and Gap is awesome for me. The sell "extra tall" sizes online (I found a pair in a store once that someone had bought online and returned at the store) and I swear I wore those things for a year with three inches of hem dragging on the floor and pooling on top of my boots like an awesome punk…

Ahh, Clementine. As a woman who, on a good day, can be attractive/sexy/competent/charming/smart and in my favorite ass-kicking heels is 6'2", let me just tell you how many times I've interacted with women who sound just like you, and felt awful about myself.

Sure. Hell, even walking up to a woman and saying, "Why are you wearing hot pink skinny jeans?" is fucking rude. Asking a comment thread on Jezebel, "Why do women wear hot pink skinny jeans?" is, however, not rude.

Wow. No, it isn't prejudiced. Like, at all. It's intellectual curiosity.

Yours will smell unique, and I've had "fish" or "cheese" notes myself at different times of the month... but if the words "rotten" or "stinky" are involved, you need to have it checked out.

Is there a good story behind this? Because it sure sounds that way...

:-(

Sooo I guess the question is, what's your wife's diet like?

Ok, I'll give this one more shot. But boy are you tiring.

Re-read what she wrote. S/he said, "Why can't they...?" and "Don't they use female pronouns?" S/he was ASKING QUESTIONS.

Yes. This.

Ok, two things: