Clearly United’s PR guy quickly found new work.

This never gets old.

IMO it’s basically the opposite. I used to be very interested in trying Molly, X, LSD, and shrooms at some point and now I’m like, “Look, with my anxiety that sativa is probably going to be way too much. I’m just gonna vape a little indica, watch some 30 Rock, and just chill in the Safe Fun Zone.” My interest in…

• Arkansas. [35.9% obese]

That’s just awful. Even the “timely” death of a parent (does anyone ever say the opposite of untimely??) is horrible. This knucklehead is displaying psychpath-level lack of empathy. But I’m sure he’s #saved. Ugh.

Yup. My father died after a session of vigorous exercise, which he did about five times a week. Heart attack. No prior warning - a genetic thing.

Wasn’t Steve Jobs pretty wealthy? Didn’t he die of cancer? Seems to negate the old geezers argument.

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

Half a counterpoint. Orange juice is evil and ruins halfway decent vodka!

At this point, what do they have to lose?

FINALLY. When anyone lies as much as Trump does, EVERY SINGLE INTERVIEW should go like this.

THIS IS WHAT JOURNALISTS NEED TO BE DOING. DO NOT JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION. CALL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

Because of Trump, I’ve given up using “very” as an adverb.

Even if the story is airtight in its facts, a lawsuit can take months to resolve, and necessitate that journalists waste time appearing in court to testify instead of working on new stories. Just having to defend yourself can be a real burden, even if you’re guaranteed to win. Not to mention that more minor outlets,…

If it makes you feel better, we’re in a high tax bracket and putting $500 on a wrist band is like something we’d talk about for a fucking week. “Should we? SHOULD WE?” Hell, I felt guilty spending $145 on comic books...at a comic book convention...where you buy...comic books.

I put away 20% of my income into savings per year and I’m still like ‘it’s not ennnnouuuuughhhh’.

Truth. The nonchalant putting $500 on a wrist band, and I’m working 50 hours a week with a master’s degree and sometimes wonder how we’re getting groceries.

Sadly movie theaters have all out embraced it as a way to tack on an extra 2 euro’s on the ticket price. Whenever there is an option to view a movie in 2d, I take it, but with the bigger stuff it rarely is. And it adds absolutely nothing. I have never seen any movie that actually benefitted from 3d. It’s almost always…

I personally turned it on the first day I got it. Said that’s pretty cool! Then never turned it on again because I didn’t want to hold my DS at a certain angle just for the gimmick.