Hey Joanna, where was your enthusiasm last week when those Republicans said there was no evidence that we were broken up? You never cover that. You’re only covering news that makes it look like we’re broken up. Why are you being so biased?

My personal favorite from my dating history (and for the record, I never cheated nor ever gave anyone any reason to think I was going to cheat.)

Haunted kale.

To show my struggle against totalitarianism I adopt the symbols and methods of totalitarianism.

So this budget destroys jobs, ruins the environment by doing nothing, kills arts programs for poor kids, eliminates legal aid for poor defendants, kills public service opportunities for young Americans, and stops science in its tracks. It should be really popular!

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

This is why Rock of Love was so great.

I want to personally thank Rudy Giuliani for being the one politician who is fucking moronic enough to go on national television and blatantly state the discriminatory purpose behind a ‘facially neutral’ law. Seriously, if he had not said that, I don’t know where we would be. My hat goes off to you sir.

As an atheist, thank god.

Remember, two weeks ago, when he gave a somewhat coherent 45 minute speech in Congress, which was read off a TelePrompTer and was only very racist, instead of outrageously racist, and the media immediately declared it as the moment Trump became Presidential?

This is somewhat related, and extremely important.

It’s just delicious. Giuliani may be single-handedly responsible for a large portion of the losses in court, and Miller is responsible for a small part of judges refusing to treat this new EO as different from the first EO.

Why are these jackholes still allowed to make up shit about pot? I understand why it is important to them to demonize it, but I don’t understand why they still try this level of lying.

In places where it’s decriminalized/legal it usually seems to follow the same or stricter rules than cigarettes, so I think you’ll be fine.

Living in NH, I get the opportunity to see pretty much every presidential candidate if I want. Lindsey Graham was NOT very charismatic (Most people were there to see John McCain, who was with him) but he did seem practical. Now, with his current performance in the Senate, I’m not sure how much of his bipartisan thing…

44 other presidents to choose from and he chooses to hitch his wagon to Andrew Jackson’s (probably filled with poison gasses) star? He obviously feels a sense of kinship.

It’s fine! I literally googled it like a minute before I posted based on his tweet because I had no idea. But then it just struck me as so completely ridiculous that President idiot felt the need to lash out at Snoop Dogg. How many much more relevant musicians and artists have spoken against the President of the…

I wonder how Jeff Sessions would take it if they outlawed Mint Juleps.

It’s used as an excuse to imprison black and brown and poor people to extract cheap labor from them. It’s not about public safety and never was.