Wouldn't it be more horrifying if, instead of supervillainous conspiracies, it were just shitty cultures of forced sex and drugs as this and other circumstance hint? Because that's probably got some truth to it.

Ah, yes. Let me explain.

The joke is that the professor has an unofficial classroom policy that students who receive calls during his class are supposed to answer on speaker phone. This student set up a prank with a friend during which she'd be called with the friend posing as a pregnancy resource center, announcing…