I don't know who the blind woman is, but I think she's blind because the weird spaceship is actually the glass box and she's blind on account of the constant flashes from the cameras taking pictures of the box from all angles. I think that's why everything was so warped. I also think the "stars" are actually the…

I can't wait to watch it all in one fell swoop. I think that will be an amazing experience.

Your story has become tiresome.

I see the Roadhouse scenes and even the sweeping scene as intermissions. If this is meant to be viewed as one long film, the Roadhouse scenes and their odd placements (sometimes at the end and sometimes not) make more sense to me, and are less jarring.

Haha! I really do think the face smooshing has been the craziest thing so far in a sea of crazy. I love it.

That's genius. Kudos, my friend!

I really do feel like David Lynch fans are kindred spirits! I wish we could watch it together, too. That way we could mock lesser beings who don't get his brilliant dreamscapes in peace. ;)

I think you are rushing to judgment. Every new episode colors the last, and it's meant to be viewed as a film, not a show. We won't know what's behind these characters until it's over, which means they could all end up humanized and layered like Sheriff Truman's wife. We might learn the mystery of the hot girl in NYC…

SIGH. Look, if you went into this thinking that David Lynch hasn't used the last twenty-seven years to change and grow as an artist, and that the show would be a continuation of the soapiest, weakest parts of Twin Peaks instead of what made it interesting in the first place, then I don't know what to tell you. Anyone…

There's like this cool new thing called a power button. You should look into it.

This is for David Lynch fans, not Twin Peaks fans. It sounds like it might not be for you, unless you're willing to be more patient.

I have no clue, but it was truly the most infantilizing thing I've ever seen on TV.

That is awesome about your answering machine, lol. And the squishyface thing was SO WEIRD. And it just went on and on FOREVER. I was so uncomfortable through the whole thing and it just wouldn't end! It's bizarre, nightmarish, yet weirdly hilarious stuff like that that makes me love the DL so much. I almost hope we…

I can't believe no one's talked about the scene in one of the early episodes where Bob Coop smooshed Jack's face for like three hours. That was some serious Big-Tuna-Texas-style David Lynch fuckery, and it totally wigged me out, man.

Totally. I have a feeling this is going to be eminently rewatchable, though, so at least we have that!

I never feel like I can comment on anything until I've seen it at least twice, but I must say, the Dr. Jacoby bit made me laugh so hard. It's perfect. I had convinced myself all weekend that the whole shovel thing was going to be dragged out all season until we find out at the end that Twin Peaks is so big now that…

I don't think there's been a single moment of complete silence. There's always a humming sound or some other, often disconcerting, sound in the background. I think it's even better than music, though I adore Angelo Badalamenti (especially his score for Mulholland Drive). I am in complete awe of the sound design so…

Me too. The anticipation is sublime. And the full rewatch at the end will be glorious.

Am I the only one who thinks Stan is a terrible agent? He tells Phillip all kinds of things, and his loose lips got Gadd killed, never mind all the stuff he told Nina before getting her killed, too. I kind of think Stan's the worst.

David Lynch is my weird-ass boyfriend. Oh, I love him so!