You’re joking, right?

Nah, Tyler’s plays it fair, man. It’s not his fault the F-35 just blows.

It comes down to bone density, muscle mass and body types.

Lockheed Martin Aerospace is responsible for the overall management and oversight of the F-35 weapons system. It’s got someone probably one level below the CEO who’s chair of the program, and he or she’s got either an Air Force Lt. General, or DOD equivalent, counterpart.

Thanks. To this day, I can’t walk past the dried apricots section at any Trader Joe’s without my anus involuntarily tightening up in fear.

Oh good grief.

Forgot the citation to support what I said ....

Maybe it’s not about getting killed. Apricots are notorious for giving people the runs. They’re like a combination of Ex-Lax and a bran muffin, in a delicious fruit, that’ll soon be burning through your sphincter in various shapes and degrees of roughness.

I’ve always liked this vehicle ... just didn’t realize it was so vulnerable. How hard would it be to add additional armor to its sides, geez. It just seems like such a versatile military assault vehicle.

Slim? You’d have to be slim —- and super short, like 5’3. Be kinda funny if you couldn’t see over the canopy.

I. Can’t. Even.

Geez, okay, Powerpuff Girl. Sorry if I hurtsies your fweelings.

Philosophies? Nah, don’t over-complicate things, man.

Yeah, and if it were the U.S., that target would be some ‘high tech’ collection of sandbags and other crap that the defense contractor would then bill the government $2 million/per for.

What are you even talking about? This fake ‘civil war’ has been raging for nearly 3 years now. You really don’t think Putin suggested this to Assad even back then?

Nope, sorry. Nothing beats the SU-30 right now when it comes to sexy airframes.

Awkward? You’re being too kind. The F-22 is Angelina Jolie. The F-35 is Chelsea Clinton.

The F-35 truly is FUGLY. Look at that thing - short and fat. No wonder the F-16 beat the shit out of it. I’m surprised we don’t see a rear view mirror sticking up from the canopy glass. The damned plane looks like something out of Angry Birds. A shark’s got longer pectoral fins than the chubby F-35’s stubby wings.

“Stir up confrontation???” Those SU-30’s are there at the request of the legitimate Syrian government.