Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Nah, Stevens of course was a huge asset but IT was a genuine stud in Boston. The stuff he did at his size was so damn entertaining to watch.

Youtuber potato chips??

Reminds me of when Kentucky’s coach had to grab the mic and tell the couple fucking in the bleachers “quit, cousins.”

A man goes to a Halloween party with a woman on his back. The host asks him, “And what are you?” The man says, “I’m a snail.” The host says, “And who’s that on your back?” And the man says, “That’s Michelle.”

She’s just using it as a stepping stone to the President’s cabinet.

+15 million merits

It’s like the glasses are a fucking lie.

Fun fact: That leaping gentleman is the current United States Secretary of Energy. He oversees U.S. policy on energy and the handling of nuclear materials, including nuclear weapons.

America 2018, where people train their entire lives and hone their skill to a degree that they’re one of the 10 best in the world...All with the hope that one day, they can land on a bullshit reality competition that featured this:

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I’m just tacking on to your list because it seems solid, but as a transplanted midwesterner... some sort of biathlon combining getting the fireplace/woodstove started & Euchre?

And darts.

Add swimming events, ice fishing, snowmobiling, winter paintball (stings!), standing outside with no shirt, sauna endurance, a bunch of lumberjack events, thin ice walking, downhill ski relay, ice sumo wrestling (gotta stay on your skates), and the winter triathlon (XC skiing, shooting, speed skating for like a really…

anytime someone brags about “how they got up at 5 am to go to work early” is an idiot. Just get your work done in the time you’re supposed to be there, and go home to your family you dumb asshole.

Is it normal for the riot police to be at a soccer game where the stands are 90% empty?

Holy fuck, 365K for a Piazza uniform?

This would be a very different article if titled: