I’ve been a Lebron hater for the past 15 years. I realized a few years ago that the real reason that I “hate” Lebron is because he doesn’t play for my favorite team. I’m not convinced that he’s actually a human being.

I once met a guy from Philadelphia and he was Jewish. All Philadelphians are Jewish.

Oh wow, a “Bostonians are all racists” joke. Very original and totally accurate. Keep up the good work.

That’s definitely why. And not because Kaepernick is an option QB (a system that hasn’t been relevant since 2012) that brings an absolute shit storm of controversy with him despite the fact that all he is going to do is hold a clipboard.  

I think you spelt “except” wrong.

“Kinder gardener”

Gurriel has a massive set of balls criticizing another person’s appearance. Does he not own a mirror?

Watching you twist yourself into a pretzel in an attempt to defend Gurriel’s behavior here is a sight to behold! What in the name of God are you talking about?

I’m pretty sure that he’s merely pointing out that a country 1/3 the size of Rhode Island was able to qualify for the World Cup and the US was not. Not to mention that they were able to do it in Europe while the US was unable to make out of CONCACAF. All of these guys should be ashamed of themselves.

*Pulisic when questioned about his choice to join the US team*

He’s basically a dead ringer for my grandfather so all of you owe me an apology. RIP, Pop. See you on the other side.

The team is called “The Redskins” so everyone at the game must be a racist! Makes sense!

Give me a break.

What am I missing here? He got blindsided by a 6'6 270 pound defensive end. Also, where are the all the “Brady isn’t the same quarterback after he gets hit a few times” guys?