Came to snark about clothing that looks like someone let loose five year olds with fabric pens (oh my god, what even is that), stayed for the really excellent segments about the complex emotional relationship to a home state.

You’d think with the amount of truth the man burns, he’d have the best smokey eye on the planet.

The only thing I have to add is, there’s no way this kid is in a school. She’s “homeschooled”.

“No”

Meh, sometimes it’s just the release of thinking and talking about something else. When my son was in the hospital, I was tired of talking about it. All of the “I’m so sorry”s and “I hope it’s ok”s and “how are you”s got to be so old after the first day or two. It got to the point where I just wanted to get my mind on…

And to make matters worse was Eli Manning screwing up Eli Manning’s exit by once again crashing into the door that says “PULL”.

He acknowledged that his accusers spoke the truth. It was validating and not undermining. It wasn’t the standard PR Apology.

Why are people calling this an apology? It’s not an apology, it’s a confession.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

And that boyfriend was John Cazale, who could out-act Hoffman.

My Dad always bitched about those made-up names and said any grandkids could call him “sir.”

The Falcons’ first game in their gaudy new butthole stadium

LOCK HIM UP!

I, for one, hope LA gets the ‘24 games. I hate that fucking place.

My daughter put black electrical tape on her optical mouse and then cried for five minutes because her computer wouldn’t work. I was so fooled. Stinker.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I Would love to read that, because I think that Drew really is a good writer.

THIS was the one good idea. I am so over Beyonce, especially when there is still a perfectly servicable Rihanna to fawn over.

· The Following People Are Not Helping. I was gonna make a list of people who are really not helping, but I got stuck after writing MATT MCGORRYat the top of the doc.