Yes, thank you. First thing I thought of and it’s as great as I remembered it being.

He also played 3 years with Papelbon, without getting choked out once. That’s not nothing.

“only shortstop ever, to clear 200 homers, 500 doubles, and 400 steals.”

Utley was truly magnificent in his prime.

We’ll always have this...

Jimmy Rollins, a 5' 8" 175 pound dynamo, succeeded in the era of the 6'3" 230 pound shortstop. He came to work everyday with a smile on his face, did his job, and did it well.

there was no more thrilling player to watch

Gosh, they are making such a big deal about the 40+ years of countless child rapes, huh? Clearly, a slap on the wrist is more than enough to teach you guys a lesson.

Penn State, once again proving why their university should have been given the death penalty.

I fail to understand how many points of view are needed to condemn and report a child rapist who is using your facilities to rape countless children?

“politically correct point of view, is symptomatic of what ails us.”

Baylor PR guy: “You still in on that suicide pact?”

Getting tired of bloated, entitled old white dude CEOs with 7 figure worth and not an ounce of brains

Penn State, once again proving why their football program should have been given the death penalty.

Baylor: “Boy, we’re finally overtaking Penn State for most odious institutional breakdown! Our ‘callousness toward victims’ ratings are unprecedented!”

while i think it fell flat, i’ll also admit that its not an entirely black and white issue.

Was this at the Father and Son game?

this was exciting at first, but i quickly became board.

As the Bishop of Logic, I knight you King of chess puns. Your castle awaits.

Well to be fair he is a criminal. Canada will also deny visas to people with DUI’s on their record. He has a potential prison sentence, accused of sexual assault and already had a DUI in the US. Kind hard to compare banning innocent muslims with a possibly rapist criminal