Yup -Comparative & Evolutionary Psych and also Psych of Sexuality.

This comment is seriously brilliant.

I'm still in college. For some reason duck genitals has been a topic of interest in one biology class and two psychology classes, though. Don't ask me why.

Actually, the corkscrew penis is part of an evolutionary arms race between the male and female ducks- the corkscrew penis is the consequence of the crazy duck vagina, which just keeps getting more and more complex so that the female duck has the most say in who she mates with.

Yes they do! Yes they do have corresponding shapes!

I have spinal issues that limit my flexibility, so yoga of any variety would be super stressful for me.

Yeah, I have definitely never seen that before...

If you actually want to advice: buy a food processor. Seriously. Food processors make pie crusts basically fool-proof. My pie crusts were super hit-and-miss before and now they are always lovely.

My boyfriend (who is from a different state) also mentioned that, but if you have never seen them before and you just walked up and asked, is there a chance they would have one?

I literally can't think of anything that I would find more stressful than yoga.

It was i the middle of the appointment, more or less. Right after doing an STD screen and being weighed in front of a bunch of other people... sigh.

It wasn't manual, and that was the first time that someone has taken my blood pressure in a way that wasn't manual. It was like an armband thingamajig that tightened on its own. I don't have a doctor or access to any way to check my blood pressure though until school starts up again at the end of August.

The doctor didn't give me anything tangible, really. She was just like, "Wow, that's pretty high, don't you think? Don't you think that's high?"

It was 139 over 89.

Ooooh it's late but I had lamb with cilantro-yogurt sauce and oregano flatbread... plus ants on a log, just to keep it classy.

Sigh. So, a couple of days ago I went to Planned Parenthood and, as usual when you go to the doctor's office, they took my blood pressure. I have never had a problem with my blood pressure AT ALL. Like, I normally get compliments on it.

I was looking for this for the overbearing girlfriend meme article!

Huh. I work at a winery, and we use egg whites to fine our reds and bentonite clay to fine our whites.

Uh, yes? Yes we do?

There is a zero percent chance that this joke is about blowjobs. Also, apparently the media is full of dirty minds.