Wait... how is she ambivalent? It sounds like she doesn't care very much either way...

If this is plus sized, am I multiplication sized?

Kill them all.

I don't even think you go far enough: The only reason someone should have to tape down their boobs to go to work is if that somehow facilitates their ability to do their job.

I am not sure that you can make such a broad statement about what feminists do or do not believe.

Although I understand the reaction, y'all are being awfully harsh on this dude. He was also the guy who got the APA to remove "homosexuality" from their list of mental disorders.

It's probably happened before and, consequentially, they know the cat and the chick are chill.

She's not 18 until August. She's 17.

I wish I was better at dirty texts.

Mirabelle by a mile!

Is there a 24-hour pharmacist or a nurses hotline you could call to ask questions?

I cannot for the life of me sit through an episode of Game of Thrones, but according to the boyfriend, a lot of the bullshit in the show was less bullshit-y in the books.

Well, right now he is two states away visiting his parents. But when's back...

What do you mean by that? I am not sure I understand your dilemma.

You should probably take a break from online dating if you are feeling that negative. There are good guys out there, but I bet they are harder to find when you go in with the attitude, "Well, I bet this dude is a douche."

That is good advice. I am getting them from other people who can't take care of them, though, so I am not sure if a year old is too late for socializing? But hopefully all will be love and cuddles.

This is, like, the most trivial point that I could have gotten out of the above thingamajig, but:

I think having equal access is a right. And having access to community college for people who have finished high school.

Aw. Don't do it just to be mean.

Do you have a freezer?