I believe they're about to take a sip of whatever that drink is.

...I love Free People...

The beginning of 30 Rock is still pretty damn good. I am in the process of re-watching the whole thing right now, actually.

Although I understand your jealousy, I think your SO is totally right in maintaining a good relationship with the mother of his children. If it's a deal-breaker for you, it's a deal-breaker for you. But he is clearly demonstrating maturity and an ability to put the kids first, and you are not.

Is this a regular thing? Because you could have a conversation while no one involved is having sex and that might be easier.

I know I'm about 13 years too late for this, but I started season 1 of Law & Order SVU and Jesus Christ I am addicted. Thank you Netflix!

That's true, but that's because they were in a primary. When they are in a general election, they will indisputably try to pretend to be more moderate because they don't have to court the base anymore.

It's "I-5" in Washington... for "interstate 5".

But if I was a governor and I saw my staff treat ANYONE like that, they would be fired.

Dear Secret Service Men involved in this scandal,

Good job you for telling them off! I can't believe that a governor would put up with that kind of crap.

I wish I could double promote this.

HOORAY FOR YOU AND YOUR GENITALS!!

I vote yes, but you won't be confused if you don't or anything.

You read Oryx and Crake, right?

Eww. That's horrible and probably traumatizing as a child!

I have met someone where we had one mutually annoying facebook friend and we bonded over our mutual distaste for that person.

You can work your way up to pretty high numbers, because when you stop showering regularly, you stop producing so much oil...

But that's clearly not the reason, because hacked pictures can still be put up online without the person's consent.

Although that's true, I think it would be a step up from nothing. I wish someone would write a law!