Now I have that stuck in my head!

Sigh. This might be futile to poke my nose into this, but:

I think you are taking a competition where people walk around in bikinis a little too seriously.

Hm. Okay. The internet makes tone difficult to perceive, I suppose. It really gives the impression that you think men are supposed to be good at math and you are a weird exception.

You don't have to! The feminists signed you up against your will when you were born!

...no? Why would you even ask that?

I got the memo. You didn't get the memo? We all have to marry 12 men, throw children off the roof and be homeless. It's the rules.

BAHAHAHA, I can't respond to the pink because I don't want to approve them, but I want non-starred commenters to be able to appreciate this total lack of understanding of what colorblindness is:

This is the exact opposite of what I asked for, men-of-the-world!

It's creepy because I would like to think that men want to date adults.

Haha wow, that sounds really challenging to hide, actually. Maybe if we had a bigger space...

That is seriously the creepiest video I have watched in a long time, and I watched Saw yesterday.

It's probably self-selection. I imagine all the guys who wouldn't have sex with someone on their periods wouldn't date me because I'm a "feminazi".

Crunchy, but ONLY IF THEY ARE HOME FRIED!!!

Since it is a big company, they might actually let you get away with it...

...just blend it again. It's natural for things to separate!

I was dating my current boyfriend for like three days when I said it. (In my defense, we'd known each other for years, but he'd been in Japan and we'd been skyping for 2+ hours a day every day for 6 months-ish before we started dating, so it's not like he was some random stranger.)

Dude, you can boss around 10-year-olds. Gather at them and tell them in a serious voice that their behavior is inappropriate. They're definitely old enough to get it.

Are you asking "Should I post my bikini pictures on facebook?" Because if you have to ask, that suggests it makes you uncomfortable, so no.

Have you tried wedges instead of heels? They're not always quite as classy, but they tend to be more comfortable...