Klimt is my favorite forever.

I'm an atheist and I spent all day today dying eggs...

Uh, run away?

Hmm I may have to check that out.

Ohhh I didn't even think of Lolita. Such a good book.

Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides

That sounds delicious! My housemate is roasting pineapple for something he is making tomorrow. I'm excited.

I am so jealous of you! You need to befriend him and have him over for tacos or something!

Hey y'all. Just watched a Phyllis Schlafly clip and it inspired (though hatred) for me to a buy a "this is what a feminist looks like" shirt.

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying right now.

"We skipped over the part where we just accept and respect that some women like to seem exhibitionistic and lickerish, and decided instead that everyone who is sexually liberated ought to be imitating strippers and porn stars."

Reason number 98435791 that I'm glad I'm not famous:

My college paper does a great job with April Fool's Day.

I had a friend who was CONVINCED his pillow was talking to him when he got his wisdom teeth out. He started crying because he was so upset.

Hahaha this one is the best.

I just want people to keep themselves away from me! Don't stripsearch me, don't try to perform a transvaginal ultrasound on me, don't legislate my uterus. I am going to go hide in my closet for 20 years now.

He graduated college, says imdb. So he can't be too young...

Apparently I was too distracted during the Hunger Games movie by crying my eyes out and sitting on the edge of my seat, but now that I am laying on my couch, I can't help but notice that this man is VERY VERY VERY attractive...

"Because women's work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring or repetitious and we're the first to get fired and what we look like is more important than what we do and if we get raped it's our fault and if we get beaten we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices we're nagging bitches and if we…

That's what I was thinking! But in real life I would probably just want regular nipples back, to be honest.