Jezebel gods: I tried. It tried to convert my account. I tried to follow like an obedient little lamb. I even made a fake twitter especially for you. Why why why aren't you working?

I literally can't sit on the floor without holding myself up with my arms. That's a far cry from not being able to do a perfect downward dog. I hate to break it to you, but it's a lost cause.

I think if you wear a fancy dress you can get away with some simple, new-looking flats.

Well... having boobs must be nice?

Haha my body is kind of a failure because I am a bad dancer, super unathletic and I can't bring myself to orgasm.

Zumba is tons of fun, but free classes are only offered while I am in school or at work and I can't afford to pay for it.

Bahaha. I think that would make it worse. "These are my arms, these are my legs, this is my tummy chub..."

Thank you. This is her second time with breast cancer, but last time she only had to do radiation...

Does anyone have any good tips to deal with negative thoughts about your body, especially when you are putting on weight?

Never worry about paying for my education again, donate a buttload to all the charities I have worked for who are struggling to continue to serve their communities, buy some super awesome shoes. Save a lot...

This is a beautiful picture.

You guys are adorable!

Hopefully no one in real life is talented enough to find this and out me to my employers and professors...

I hadn't read the book, and I interpreted it as her being hungry, but I didn't realize he was supposed to have saved her life or whatever it was that was actually in the books.

A wedding is just a fancy party with cake. Let other people have their fancy party however they want to...

I can't find the quote, but she has come out and explicitly stated that Rue was supposed to be black.

I really really really don't want people in real life to connect real life me and internet me. What should I do to avoid this?

I think it's just that people who are upset about the outcome are more likely to comment with their outrage.

I don't think men living in the Bible Belt read a lot of Jezebel.

...if you think missionary is lazy, you're doing it wrong!