Two days late, but you are the best person ever for this comment.

Holy shit. Somehow I missed the memo that they were related. That is so awesome and adorable!

I can't imagine thinking, "Do you know what would be an awesome idea? Motorboating someone/being motorboated on camera."

"...obviously it's a super-duper insane long shot..."

Ah! My local Planned Parenthood passes out condoms to INCREASE STDs and abortions.

That is why this is my new favorite diagram.

I think you have to actually go literally place it in the corrections forum.

Hm... sorry. You might be doomed to touch ups. I have really strong nails so I don't have very good advice. When I get pregnant I am probably going to grow tiger claws made of diamonds.

I use Sally Hanson Double Duty and it works for me. Also, if it chips you can always touch up the tiny part that came off!

"Is a temporary service which, according to this article (and most of the nail salons I've been to) only starts at $30 really 'relatively cheap?'"

Especially for kids who have lived in households where family members diet (e. g. mom says, "I can't eat dessert, my jeans have been pretty snug lately), that would be a super logical thing.

Wild hypothesis: I guess you are a moderate democrat, go to church on holidays, that your relationship is AWESOME because if you waited that long you must have discerning taste and that you are a college graduate.

I think it might be the fact that there are so many male characters that we are used to seeing characters that we don't identify with QUITE as well.

"I think having it look too sculpted looks too much like a pornstar (in a bad way)."

What I got out of this article: NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU ARE GROSS!

My fingernails aren't acrylic and that's more or less what they look like... Why are they horrible?

I already bought my boytoy a heart-shaped gift box of STDs ( [www.thinkgeek.com] )... But I might have to spend an additional ten bucks for some cockroach love.

Oh good! In that case I will disregard my extensive genetic history of breast cancer because my abortion-free womb is SAFE!!!

I think we should respond to the phony health claims of right-wingers with our own phony health claims.

I'll just leave this here.