I have never had a physical or even a conversation with my doctor about my birth control. I walk in, say "Renew this" and they do.

I have to go to the pharmacy to get a new pack every. Fucking. Month.

If you cheat on someone and you respect them, you should tell them because you need to give them the ability to make an INFORMED decision about what happens next.

Presumably they were still monogamously dating. That is in noooo way okay and I would leave him as well.

I'd rather just have my floor be a giant mattress.

16 year old me probably would have dropped out of school before letting anyone see my nasty-ass skin without foundation.

...Why would you violate an unconscious human being... at... all? Ever?

Very important: Where can I buy a poster of this?!

...I don't want to hang out with sexist people anyways... So that's fine.

Because the one thing you should expect from Levi Johnston is professionalism.

I wasn't really offended by the original hydrangea incident either. Like, it was a wee bit bitchy, but everyone is a wee bit bitchy sometimes. I am a wee bit bitchy lots of times. Luckily, people aren't recording me and putting it all over the internet.

It was reported during the scandal that she was pregnant. Sometime between "Oh, look, it's Anthony Weiner's crotch" and him stepping down. I heard a fair bit about it, so I don't think it was overlooked.

It's classless to use 9/11 as an ad campaign.

I'm assuming that they did an experiment, which means that the groups are randomly assigned and should not be statistically different. You can still attribute causality.

Congrats on your shiny new star!

My sister's cat is named Karl but she calls him Meatloaf.

I think it is totally fair to ask him to be careful and to remind him that he doesn't know this girl that well. But I think you do have to kind of keep it positive. He is a grown up and can make his own decisions.

Don't edit yourself or pretend to be dumb! There are many guys out there that love them some smart ladies.

I know! I love them so much! They were super cheap, too. Each dish was like $2 on sale at Fred Meyer.

Green pasta looks pretty in purple bowls.