Thanks.

I am trying to go the "bottle up my feelings inside of me" route, but these stupid tears keep coming out! Little fuckers! I am probably super dehydrated from the 100 degree heat + crying.

You can also suggest (slash plan) a super casual third date, like a picnic in the park or something way casual. That might give him a better idea of what kind of things you like.

Broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. I can't even type that without tearing up.

I do it twice a day and put socks on over it. I've been doing it like a month and it makes a REALLY big difference.

I want to second the Vick's Vaporub recommendation.

In 2010, scientists in Germany announced that they had constructed enough of the Neanderthal genome to determine that about 4% of the human genome resulted from interbreeding with Neanderthals.

When I was in Hong Kong, my skin was so beautiful. Sigh...

I absolutely crumbled when I found out how far over my budget this is. I would love to have nice skin ever in my life.

Hostile Sexism Score: 0.00

I seriously do not believe that they actually lose their virginity on their wedding night. There is NO WAY. I refuse to believe that is even possible. But they obviously do it way faster than I did!

This is the worst thing. The worst thing.

Imagine how fast you have to take all those steps if your first kiss is on your wedding night.

You win the internet.

To the people who adhere to this convention: When does it stop being "after Labor Day" and start being okay to wear white shoes again?

Haha. When I posted this, my computer did not believe that there were replies yet.

It has to do with the idea that Asians are magically more feminized than other races for no reason I can discern. Hyper-feminized women: sdhfkjsdfhkjdfgkdfj sex sex sex. Feminized men: Sissy girly man.

Too bad Milky Ways are WAY better than Snickers.

I don't want to be an abortion provider, but I also don't want to be, say, a dentist. I am damn glad that other people do want to do those things!

And now it's official!