“the deadly blaze began in the attic when a dumpster full of felt straps was struck by a zeppelin.”

He got up on his own, walked his ass up to that stage on his own, and showed us all his crusty drawers. On his own. That’s on him. Wake me when he tearfully vlogs from rehab. 

I think it is time to activate THE SHUNNING and just act like this family does not exist for a great long while. Disappointed that Trey, who typically stays out of everything, is lowering himself into this vat of Jada’s narcissistic miasma. 

Dear Smith Family,

I remember when we got married in 2008 Macys, Fortunoff’s, etc’s guidelines of “must” items to register included service for 12. If I have a party of 12, I’m certainly not breaking out the good china...paper plates for the win. I also can’t imagine everyone has a place they can even serve that many people for a sit…

She does. No lies detected. 

It’s important to understand that these people are 100% sincere. It’s so easy to write them off as batsh*t (because they are) but this is what conservatives teach their children. They grow up believing, wholeheartedly and without irony, that abortion is the murder of a baby. Knowing what we’re up against is the only…

I miss the old days, when, outside your neighborhood bar or social club, your bullshit opinions didn’t reach any level of publicity.

Being an atheist myself, any organized religion leaves me flummoxed, but these rich megachurches really take the cake. How any *true* Christian can be okay with these people living extravagant lifestyles off of the money flowing in from people who likely can’t afford it, is amazing to me. Like, if you want to throw…

Will Smith took 30 seconds to blow up his own 30-year career. Not Jada or Chris Rock and definitely not the therapist his simping, crazy ass should have seen a long time ago.

Except for people with allergies and people who are phobic and people who have the right not to share public spaces, especially eating spaces, with a dog. It’s one thing when it’s a service dog. Your pet can stay home. Show me pictures of your dog and I will coo for you happily.

Why? It’s good for the dog to socialize

It’s your pet, not everyone else’s. Leave the dog at home, especially if you’re going to a restaurant.

I’ll believe it when I see it. Kanye is talented to a point but he’s also manipulative as all get out and got grifter urges. I also -swear- that ‘Going to get help’ is something he’s sworn to do before and nothing ever came of it.

And for whatever reason, the Devil got a hold of him [Smith], of that circumstance that night. And fortunately, there were people there, not just me but others in the gap . . . . [T]here but for the grace of God go any of us. You know who are we to condemn? I don’t know all the ins and outs of the situation but I know…

The world will forgive him when he actually stands up and truly apologizes. Not these PR press releases directed at no one in particular. Denzel is a hell of an actor, but he’s wrong bringing prayer and religion into this. Will Smith acted out for his own reasons, not the invisible hand of anyone.

What harm did he do, really? Jada Pinkett Smith has posted online several times talking at great length about how she doesn’t let alopecia get her down, that she isn’t ashamed of it. She literally makes fun of being bald herself.

My head is still spinning from all the people defending Smith. People I typically respect and who have opinions I nearly always agree with. Plus turning it into a racial thing is bizarre to me, and yes I understand the complexity of black women and hair, but it's not about the stupid joke, but about Will's reaction.…

If you watch that back and forth where Will Smith is uncontrollably screaming and swearing- you can almost see the wheels turning in Chris Rock’s mind. At first he says, “It was a “GI Jane” joke!” Then it looks like he was going to say something else and thought better of it. Then Smith yells at him again and Rock…

One big missed pro is rewards points. Order on the app from Subway, Moe’s etc and you get points that get you cash back, free drinks, etc.