I once owned a ‘98 Infiniti I30t. I lived in an area far from the nearest Infi dealer, but always figured I could hit up the neighborhood Nissan shop for service.

This seems like it should have been an Albert Burneko post.

2014 Cadillac XTS Luxury. Dealer asking $30.9, so probably easy to get for under $30k.

Oh, that top.

Confused. Headline and first few story mentions are of United, but by the end, it’s Delta.

It came in the mail? Sounds messy.

It came in the mail? Sounds messy.

I remember the book. A whole chapter about coming home one afternoon and finding David and Jagger blowing each other or something. And how upset she was when she realized the Stones song “Angie” was about David, and not her.

Best car I ever owned, in terms of sheer driving pleasure, was a 2002 SL500 Silver Arrow that I drove daily for four years.

The blatant Ford bias is obviously an administration ploy to ensure Michigan votes blue this fall.

A lot of alleged experts are saying “oh, Chip to Tennessee makes so much sense because Mariota!”, not realizing that Mariota was actually recruited by current Oregon HC Mark Helfrich, and Mariota only played one season under Chip.

Chip Kelly: brilliant offensive mind, probable high-functioning Asperger’s Syndrome, enormous egotist. His hubris got him in the end. He can probably succeed in the NFL given his football brains, but not without re-thinking his philosophy. You can get away with snapping the ball with 25 seconds left on the clock in…

You do realize Droughns left Oregon eight years before Chip got there, right? And that the coaching staff in 2013 probably didn’t have a ton of influence over which players from 1999 got comped tickets to a bowl game?

Not disputing the general thread — that Chip had a lot of IDGAF regarding anyone not in a position to…

Working as a mail clerk for the USPS in the late Seventies, I was often assigned to incoming parcel operations. Columbia House album shipments arrived with labels stating PHONOGRAPH RECORDS DO NOT BEND. “Oh yes, they do,” we’d say, as we crammed the LP boxes into canvas sacks for distribution.

“Celebrity sex tapes we have distributed have enhanced the careers of stars such as Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson, Pamela Anderson and many others.”

The original site is still online — no screen caps needed:

Pro Tip: A Snickers Almond bar = the old Mars bar.

“Please don’t hold it against the ladies!”

You're telling me everyone wearing a baseball cap has to remove it at security? I've been to a lot of games, and I've never been asked to take off mine.

But Obama = 0, which makes America.. undefined?

Harlan Ellison once said “most people are dumb as rocks.” It stands to reason, then, that some, if not many, people are dumber than cars.