Or a 20 year old Mustang.

Or a 20 year old Mustang.

Candy corn saved my life. True story.

SOME candy corn tastes good.

I feel like the Hold was invented solely so that non-closer relievers could have something tangible to hang their demands on during contract negotiations.

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I'm trying to imagine how I would explain the 4th quarter of this game to a friendly Londoner who was completely unfamiliar with our version of football. Particularly the ending. I'm not sure I could.

I read that comment more like "what the hell is Nash doing carrying his own luggage? Isn't that what rookies are for? Especially Laker rookies?"

I think they're just getting the patent in their IP inventory, figuring that in 10 years or so they will be able to cash in on the concept.

with VW's Kessy keyless system there is no way to lock your key fob inside the car unless you're using the other key fob. It knows the fob is in the car and prevents you from being a dipshit. If you try to lock it inside by using the touch sensor in the door handle, it just winks at you. I know, because I have tried…

did the Daily News provide examples of the "conservatives elements" and what their "complaints" were? That's a pretty vague accusation. I want to know who these complainers were, and how they articulated their "position". I need a good laugh.

for that matter, who would take a train from LA to San Diego?

how the fuck would JJ enforce this if someone left? Do the have an army of trolls watching the personnel changes at every restaurant within a three mile radius? Seems this is not only probably unenforceable legally, it's unenforceable as a practical matter, and only exists to intimidate the minimum wage drones…

Reed College in Portland. Not aware of any others...

In my time, a quarter pound meant you were almost out.

room checks? What year was that?

Together, we made history.

They've been charging ridiculous amounts for spare keys since long before pushbuttons became an option. Try getting a second key for a 2005 Chrysler PT Cruiser sometime. My mother-in-law lost hers. It took two weeks and $240 to replace it.

It's been done.