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I swear, every time I see "1800 Tequila," I think it's a phone number.

"Oh, what a delicious soup! You must have really nice pans!"

The rule is: SNL hasn't been any good since you were in college.

The difference being Tyson actually won a championship.

You don't have to peel the potatoes. I never do. Mom always said the skin was good for you, and not only was she right, it's pretty damn tasty when it's sufficiently fried.