I feel bad for the dog. But not as badly as I do for black men against whom the police are weaponized. 

You mean a Noble?

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.

The first time I played Pac-Man had to be in early 1981, at a pizza shop in my hometown of Groveport OH. I popped in there and saw this machine and tried it. I had played arcade games before, of course (starting with Pong back in 1975, and stopped at a couple of arcades back in 1980).

“Do you want ghosts in the shell? Because that’s how you get ghosts in the shell.”

Will it finally make Kanye and his idiot rubber doll wife will go away??? 

I said last week that it was better than Parasite.

Waiting for that cat licking the plate to knock the next domino over is as tense as a Hitchcockian thriller.

OMG! Its happening!

These violent delights have violent ends..

You're missing the obvious explanation: the killer is in love with the victims wife, and is seizing the opportunity to get rid of him.

This is some Westworld shit

The worlds first digital serial killer...

BUT!  Is it as awkward as Head and Shoulders from Evolution?  The greatest ad placement of all time?

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

grow up? the airport is filled with monitors and maps, and from the picture it’s the middle of the night.

What he did was cool and good, actually.

You can reach a lot further back than 2006 with Homestar Runner… 1999 perhaps?

Err, what do you think the hippy gen was reacting to? could it be the same bullshit that has been fucking us all?

The soldiers who went to war in the Middle East from 1992-2008 absolutely were Gen Xers. Only in the last two years or so have any Millennials been old enough. (Going with the 1990+ birth range; definitions vary, but that's the one I've always used.)