You can totally see his train of thought- “OK, enough pussy bullshit from you, liberal Washington. Let’s talk to a real man- TEXAS!!”

Why couldn’t Canto Bight look and feel like THAT? Why do we not have true visionaries at the helm of giant beloved franchises?

I don’t get the problem with background checks for purchasing a lethal weapon. No one is taking anything away from people. It’s just a test to make sure you’re not unhinged.

Ah, the medieval death cult strikes again.

Then Fox would immediately say: “Well, I mean, was she really that great of a person anyway? I think the President made a wise choice in divorcing...etc., etc.”

Texas?? GASP!!!!!!!

Yes.......Yes, fine......Yes, I understand.....

Okay, now that’s perfect!

What an elitist creep. He’s the Martin Shkreli of the FCC.

Oh, I LOVE stories like this! So much!

There’s a Rick and Morty joke in here somewhere.

She’s a narcissistic vampire. It’s the perfect photo for her.

Sia don’t give a fuck! She’s always been amazing. She’s just great.

How does someone like this become police chief? Ohhh, New Jersey, ok, never mind.

Yep, dem Duke Boys don’t take kindly to a dark man fraternizin’ with their white women.

Gasp, in Tennessee???

“I’d stay away from the temple...” Whatever, fuck em.

This looks like a case of wealthy people growing up in a small European and very white culture. Her and her husband seem very out of touch with reality and maybe even a little nuts.

Yes.

This is exactly the clip I was thinking of.