Let me guess, if this happened to you you would grab your AK and start shooting and yaddayadda?

Yes. Exactly. They actually just run an emulator with Dead Space running inside Stasis - they cut to the scene in the code at line 14,252. Straight up code plagiarism. You should sue them!

Because Nanako is magic and we all must protect and worship her!!

all 3 of these armor sets look amazing!

Or, more appropriately, tell them they must farm 10,000 helium filaments before returning to work.

Now THAT is how you review a game like Destiny. Bravo Kirk!

no i’m pretty sure that’s the inside of a ps3. vaginas look very different. have you ever seen one?

Thanks to my obsessive compulsive desire to keep my electronics clean, my PS3 looked nothing like this at all before it died of SonyUpgradtitis.

We get it. You don’t like the game. It’s been noted... now move along while the rest of us enjoy playing it.

For all of you dads, I highly recommend getting hooked up with a Dads of Destiny clan. I started running with DoD Battleborn a few months ago and it completely changed the game for me. Up until that point I had only completed Vault of Glass once...now I’ve done all the end game content (from year 1 at least) multiple…

Thanks for the stellar article Jason! I now plan to pick up Taken King on the way home from Uni now.

Stop making posts like this! If I get back into Destiny like I was last fall I think my wife will leave me.

Destiny went exactly the same as Diablo 3. I’m starting to worry if this is an activision strategy of some sort. Diablo 3 changed the same way and turned the game around on patch 2.0 right before the release of their expansion.

I hated that guy. Even when I bought the pork bun, he still felt the need to insult me as I walked away.

I think he needs some ice for that.

Our coverage of this game made you hate Social Justice Warriors?

“But why though?”

I love some Nathan Filion in my game