Well I’m glad you said it before I did.  I'm not sure there's anything Vince Gilligan and his writers can do to not make me like her.

Honestly, I agree with your judgements of The Crown, but if season 4 pissed off the Royal family that makes the dullness shiny and beautiful. Windsors. Are. The. WORST. So proud of Harry for escaping them.

Olenna Tyrell would fist bump Nacho for that comment. 

Kim’s going to be fist-deep inside a toddler’s chest cavity ripping their heart out by the end of the season and I’ll still be like “honestly love that for her”

Reading your posts makes me think of someone commenting on Nero’s atrocious chord progressions as Rome burns. Keep up the good work!

That’s on Disney - the team received strict guidelines for all of the movies, which is why Tangled and Frozen are such literal retellings. Disney was so protective of Frozen that not only they had them remake Let It Go 1:1, they threw in practically the entire main cast of the movie into the mix, which up until then…

Poe: “Somehow, Palpatine has returned”

Clearly the game we need is one in which weebs duke it out with Disney fans.

I feel like it’ll be a lightsaber where the beam/blade is in the shape of a key

how hilarious would it be if they explained how Palpatine came back through a kingdom hearts game?!

I’ll say this: at least the Little Mermaid singing things actually incorporated game play. Watching “Let It Go” happen shot-for-shot the same as the movie with no actual additions beyond Sora/Goofy/Donald reactions was bad.

So, would Sora use a Lightsaber for this, or would he get some kind of KeyLightSaberBladeThat'sActuallyAnAxeAndIWillDieOnThisHill or just a keychain that's a Mickey Mouse head made of Death Stars?

I just need to say I love your comments. They’re almost exactly what I would have said. There’s plenty to critique in the games and about Nomura’s style, but that doesn’t mean every single thing that happens at Square is from him. Hell, even Versus being such a trainwreck wasn’t entirely on him, not with Square…

I am not a fan of Kingdom Hearts but I’ve watched a playthrough and the part in KH2 where Mickey Mouse comes out of nowhere and says “Say fellas, did someone mention the Door to Darkness?” might be the funniest thing in all of video games, or indeed all media. Humor peaked in 2005.

Darth Vader (or Palpatine if they do the sequels) fighting an anime boy, Donald Duck, and Goofy would be simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever seen. So I welcome this development. 

This would actually be good pairing. Kingdom Hearts stories never made much sense and neither did the new Star Wars movies.

Those games were probably done in the first place so they had actual shit to release as Pixar got around to answering an e-mail. It’s very likely that the approval process for that was easier, as they largely worked with older properties and in some cases would literally just retread and retell what they did in KH1…

John Locke got norted!

battling a version of Ben Linus that can fly

I just figured that was The Island from LOST