The scene of him cluelessly eating a fortune cookie whole and reacting to the paper rolling around his tongue with: "Look! It's a secret message....from my mouth!" is one of the loudest laughs I have ever had the pleasure of enjoying.

This must be what the kids mean when they talk about haters. Vin is the man. I'm not even a Dodgers fan. One of the great hold overs to the pre homer announcer era. The first time I heard him it was the 6th inning before I realized he was working the booth alone and carrying the whole thing with ease. The man moon…

Thank you for the pointless gif.

Yuengling is the only beer I've had (of oooh so many) that consistently goes in my mouth and out my anus. It does not pass go, it does not collect 200 dollars and may god have mercy on it's soul. I am running to the john within 5 minutes of finishing one. I must share an identical PH with it. Also: yuk.

yep. AMAZING apartment (with lousy security).

I seem to recall him visiting some banker through the bankers secretary and then showing up uninvited at the secretaries apartment later that night and her just pouring him a drink having sex with him like he's a cross between Brad Pitt and Mentok the Mind taker despite the fact he's built like a 50 year old Walter…

I can summarize every single "unwritten" baseball rule into 1 sentence.

Now if we can just do something about the 7 hours it takes to show all of the NCAA football games. The only people who care what the Liberty vs. SE Idaho St score is ARE AT THE GAME!

Trust me, you get mocked plenty in the real world, too.

I want to win. I don't care if I lose. It has no register on my own self worth. The most fun I have is identifying the weekend warrior who spends $400 on a softball bat but won't get his kid braces, and then beating him and pretending someone had explained the game to me that afternoon until his head explodes. What…

Talent and Intelligence are capitalized to mark the comparison to Heart and Grit. Note also the quotation marks. Too bad I suck at spelling and grammar in a comments section. Perhaps I lack the "Grit" to do it well.

"Heart" and "Grit" are things morons invented to rub all over themselves when they realized they had no Talent or Intelligence.

That's his job. It seems that in your struggle to be contrarian you have turned off your brain.

Oh, I don't know...maybe the idea of turning your back on a raging fast moving and unpredictable fire is as stupid as it gets when the upside is a facebook post everyone will forget in a week? Just spit ballin here.

Pretty sure that's Hugh Laurie, and McNuggets give you Lupus.

I'm just going to read this over and over and play Soundgarden's "Fresh Tendrils" on loop for as long as the world lets me stay in my happy place. "Looong to taste the shaaAAAME!"

One problem though. HIPAA is an empty law. From the Clinton administration. I spent years at an old job bringing a long term health care facility up to compliance after it passed. Its a decent law brought to protect people from AIDS/HIV rumor, but the first criminal conviction didn't happen till 2011 and few since.…

The Brewers traded Sexton to the DBacks for Junior Spivey, Lyle Overbay, Craig Counsell, Chad Moeller, Chris Capuano and Jorge De La Rosa (About 300 IP and 3/4 of an infield. This allowed the Brewers to be vaguely mediocre long enough to draft the core of players that brought the Brewers their first playoff victory in…

One can easily make the argument that both Cassius Clay and Ali, as 2 individual boxers separating the fights by the name they were using at the time were BOTH in the top 5. That pretty much puts a bow on it. G.O.A.T.

Two it the pink, one in the stink.