No it would not be better, because it would only be a matter of time before prime commerce parking spaces would be hogged up by:

Nope, that's it. Some people loved it. Many thought it was moronic. The best group were those who felt that because he wore a Dolphin shirt in his teens that he was not of pure enough breeding to hold this role (seriously they had him and some dope from his neighborhood yelling at each other on WFAN a while back)…

I thought the exact same thing. Stop. Gopher time.

"I may have had the quickest release in the NFL, but in the bedroom...not a problem." #MarinoPickUpLines

"Nigger, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy? " -Stringer Bell

"Nigger, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy? " -Stringer Bell

Much love for many movies on this list, but I just went through the comments and I am shocked that no on has mentioned Peter Jackson's "Bad Taste". C'mon people!

You really need me to source that statement. I didn't think anyone bothered arguing it anymore. I tried to find posts with small words for you:

The fact that blacks in this country have been doing longer sentences in jail than whites for the same crimes not withstanding. Look I can list 4 things! Derp Racist Ignorance Derp Derp! Shuffle on home son, the adults are talking.

Did he talk to all of them? Or just give a parade wave? Either way I bet the phrase "who was that?" was uttered many times. WTF is Goodell gonna do for those families except use them as a photo-op?

Perhaps his ability to not cheat on his wives is stored in that bag. Losing luggage>publicly humiliating your family. I am a devote of Top Gear, but Clarkson is truly a twat.

I've seen Will Leitch associated with TSN recently as well. When I asked Drew Magary on twitter what Will's opinion on his co-worker Whitley. I received this lovely tidbit in reply: https://twitter.com/williamfleitch/statuses/274714237295808512

How about Bobby Bonilla's contract. Aren't they still paying him 3 million a year until the rapture?

If your wife met Ray Guy, your wife would bang Ray Guy, and you would thank him for it. Because Ray Guy makes Chuck Norris look like Perez Hilton.

Hmm...@aol.com account, confused about what to do about twitter and injecting race everywhere possible. HOLY SHIT! JASON WHITLOCK IS MY GRANDMOTHER! (follow @tweetsmarter Jason: you are welcome.)

This test is unfair BS. I doubt if the entire USC team could answer the math question if given 3 hours and an abacus. Half of them couldn't count to 21 unless they were naked.

Clam Digger is also the term for the flip side of a "Fag Hag". As in a straight dude who hangs out with gay women. I spent some time as one. It.Was.A.Blast. But eventually I had to return to my hunting ground.

Hey, let's pop some Viagras and cover receivers with raging, mega-huge boners.

Is this real life?