Your secret is safe with us Eli

Cannabis is a great natural pain-reliever (or pain-distractor, which is just as good). Plus, zero calories. A few tokes and some Netflix is a great reward to reinforce all those positive habits you’re trying to build.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

“Can you hear me now?”

Man, NPR has been dialing up the sports coverage lately....

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Listen. I completely agree. It is plausible. 100%. If Jones had NEVER had any issues with being a drug user or an asshole, I would be much more inclined to believe him. But his track record does not help his story at all.

#BlackWidowsMatter

Good ole Nintendo, they never learned after releasing the Nintendo Cuck in 1994...

Pokenerds upset about something that isn’t manly enough. lol forever.

Make sure it doesn’t say “replica”.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

That’s not what cheating is about. Cheaters don’t go looking for someone hotter.

The best part is the off-camera voice saying “He deserved it” and a feeling of general consensus among everyone standing around him. Las Vegas is going to be SO much better with this team!

I only wish Mr. Kaepernick we as police officers, ostensibly dedicated civil servants, could see the emotional and psychological challenges that our officers citizens in the communities we are entrusted to serve face following a fatal encounter with the worst of our officer representatives, in addition to daily…

I’m more interested in the photo than the concept of good posture. Of all the photos in the world you could have chosen, why a hoarder in the midst of her pile of crapola?

You should go to the gym a little more.