Modern day conservatism:

I like the feature that has Kinja punch me in the dick at random and for no reason.

[Cruz unhinges jaw, swallows entire can of Campbell’s Chunky Soup - still in the can]

Whenever Twin Peaks isn’t on the air, the other shows should ask ‘Where is Twin Peaks?’ Or ‘Why isn’t Twin Peaks showing right now?’

You know I didn’t make the connection but that is awesome. Damn I hate that they cancelled it.

They killed off Cmdr. Riker?

I will never not read Joel Osteen as Haley Joel Osment

Recently at the library where I work we had a younger black man get his phone stolen, and he was angry about it to the point of storming around threatening to get a gun and shoot people, decapitate the person who stole the phone with a knife, and other threats of death and grievous bodily harm. There were 4 security…

5. Trump foundation runs fundraisers for Harvey by renting time at (wait for it) Trump resorts and golf clubs. Trump Inc. gets $1MM in rental fees, and only other people give money to charity.

He’s going to spend a million dollars of other people’s donations to his foundation to build a giant statue of himself, and then he’ll donate that statue to Houston’s upcoming Trump Tower, which will be financed significantly by misappropriated relief money. Many of the contractors who build it will never be paid.

So, surprise, he donated it to me. I’m a registered Democrat who voted for Clinton, and nowhere near Texas, so it’s quite the kerfuffle. But hey, he’s new at this, give the guy a break.

Who else could replace Michael K. Williams but Paul Bettany? I’m constantly getting them mixed up.

Well, that’s redundant.

Member when Obama just sat in that kindergarten classroom while the twin towers were under attack? Pepperedge Farm remembers.

That got cancelled? Damn. The Westerosi morning news competition must be stiffer than I though.

My morning show was also cancelled. “Dickon Manwoody Today” got higher ratings!

If you can watch this without wanting to kill yourself I applaud you.

Yeah, fuck you Sean for talking about that other thing when you could be scolding black people like this totally reputable blog.

Hah same here, and I also mentioned The Dark Crystal in my comment here.

The conceit of this piece is very surprising to me. I have never felt that the film was scary overall, and was not left with a feeling of unease. Nicodemus was wizened and mysterious, the Great Owl was also mysterious but ultimately helpful; I was captivated by both of their voices and manners of speech. It’s not…