As a woman, I have to sit on the toilet anyway, so might as well poop while I'm there.

They can turn their heads backwards! That's some creepy Poltergeist shite for sure.

Be thankful you're not an aphid then—they're born already pregnant!

Uh, sure, whatever you say, man.

The idea that studios won't give him funding is just conjecture on your part. He has been working on developing a movie for a major studio in addition to starting his own film studio to experiment with new ideas. And considering that he's got Sigourney Weaver starring in one of his short projects, it doesn't seem like…

Have you checked out the "Cooking with Bill" shorts? They aren't getting as much press, but they're short and chock full of weirdness.

He hasn't flamed out. He's got a crapload of money from the movies he made and used it to start his own film studio. He's releasing the short films for free to test ideas on audiences and help inform his next major film project. I don't know why people feel the need to take a crap on someone who's doing what they love…

Unlike dudes, who only start making sperm when they hit puberty, ladies are born with all the eggs they'll ever have, so they could harvest Kira's eggs even though she's still young.

Care to actually enlighten me on how you think I've misused the word, or are you going to keep making blanket statements without backing them up?

"Don't get Tintin angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry."

The white man's burden is just being recast as America's burden to be the "world police." Same mentality.

They aren't trying to control us. We've been the willing foot soldiers for capitalism for decades. We help clear they way for them by deposing foreign governments. We're the ones creating a vacuum so that corporations can fill it.

That escalated quickly.

Hey, there's a right way to get arrested for drunkenness and a wrong way…

Wait, you don't think the US is trying to control things? We just happen to be deeply interested in a region that holds important natural resources, by accident?

FAKE NEWS!

When life gives you an orange overlord, make Tang! (Then add some vodka, because you're gonna need it.)

And all the wars we're totally not fighting.

But I thought I passed through denial when I refused to look at the internet for two weeks after the election! Damn, this process is going to take a while.

*gets out dueling glove, realizes Shia LaBeouf is too boring to be worth fighting over, takes nap instead*