Meanwhile Brett Favre cackles like a maniac somewhere as he extorts money for girl’s volleyball teams.

In the same binder with Barry from Kenya’s birth certificate. 

Oh, I know. Good amount of people out there who have decided to wrangle with existential dread by being absolute, gasping, debased dipshits. The Fox News long term plan definitely “succeeded.”

The problem is that he’s convinced a massive amount of people that they cannot believe anything negative ever reported about him.

A reminder: Trump has managed to convince every single one of his followers that any negative story about him is a setup or Fake News.

Yeah to be honest IMO, most of his voters don’t actually buy in to his BS, though a portion absolutely does, and they are very vocal. It’s just the by product of our 2 party system, if/when he is the nom those who won’t vote democrat will 100% vote for him because of the R next to his name and nothing else. I have…

Trump was just there for the snorkeling.

Apparently , when he saw those visions in that sweat lodge of a veteran QB taking a marginal offense with a great defense to their first playoff appearance in years he was actually seeing Joe Flacco’s future.

We had one of those out in SoCal for a while. Turned out they were just copying names and addresses without even going into the businesses and sending them complaint letters demanding settlements, and a lot of businesses opted to settle.

People who endorse RFK Jr want Trump to win.

I’m sure that Trump fans will claim that he was really on those flights to make sure that nothing bad happened. You, know, like he was the chaperone.

Rodgers was pretty normal (at least publicly) for the vast majority of his career. The crazy side of him started to manifest during the pandemic. Who knows what personality / beliefs Jordan Love or any of these famous athletes truly have.

Why can’t he just quietly defraud the children of Mississippi like a normal quarterback?

I like how accusing someone of being on Epstein’s plane is like some massive gotcha from right wing kooks like Aaron Rodgers. Nevermind that the one person we know seemed to REALLY enjoy flying with Epstein was Trump, the right’s chosen son.

Brett Favre -> Involved in giant welfare scam

Packers fan here, I am beyond relieved that Jordan Love appears to be both a) good at football and b) relatively normal, quiet even. For a long time before the heyday of the internet we knew that the Packers were good at keeping negative stories about their guys out of the papers, which we understood to be things like …

Don’t look to comics for logic or internal consistency. Sometimes, Batman can hold his own against Superman.

Sometimes, Batman gets his ass handed to him by a guy who’s really good with kites.

So the major publishers will occasionally publish guidebooks that attempt to quantify “these are the specific superpowers that this character has” or “this is the official ranking of the 10 strongest superheroes in our universe, including how large of a difference in strength there is between #1 and #2, #2 and #3,…

I’m going to ignore the large majority of your question (mainly because I have no idea what the answer is, I’m not a comics person either) and focus on the most important part:

I am not a comic book guy so I ask with genuine curiosity . . . is it actually meaningful when a superhero is described as “one of the most powerful” in the universe?