I have to admit this one trips me up still.

My time has come

A powdered judicial wig in the 21st century is a bit...odd.

The re-branding is going well.

I can’t use dark mode at all, it messes with my vision too much.

Whenever my parents went out for an evening I would ask to rent that movie. 

Try fire 

Bummer

I miss the PeopleMovers, it was a great way to catch your breath at the park (plus I loved the dumb Tron speed part).

Ramirez, who’s worked in law enforcement for almost three decades and is reportedly highly respected by his colleagues

Amen.

Where else would one expect to find 500lbs of cocaine?

It’s pretty much this

If they ban abortion it gives them more kids to molest.

Unfortunately neither one is in N. Cal.