“No baby, I only procreated with her. I breed with you.”

I think he got off when he shot the kid.

Just don’t get carried away

Hear me out...

And you know he’s been called that a lot before this.

Perfection

It’d be a better use of his time

My parents were friends with a couple from W. Virginia back in the mid 7os, he was 25 and she was 15. Her parents consented to the marriage. 

My ex did too.

I meant alone as a condiment.

The headline rules.

Blocking promoted tweets and ads is kind of like a mini-game in the app. I am seeing some wildly inappropriate boosted content and I’m here for it.

It weird, I enjoy mayo as an ingredient in a lot of things but I cannot stand the taste of it on its own. 

I would buy it in an instant. This looks insanely stupid and fun.

Amen.

The only thing that grosses me out more than regular mayo is heated mayo.

That face is extremely shootable.

V2? What an asshole.

You may be in luck.